That’s just one of the naughty nuggets in this week’s delectable column. (Click here for the magic.)
Enter these sugar walls and you’ll also get:
An interview with Carlo Gugino about being a sexpot.
An observation about why Hollywood will always shun Mickey Rourke.
A sneak peak at Grey Gardens and a hungry visit to Brunch The Musical.
A blind item about an actor and his big, hard gun.
And a rude comment about how New Jersey smells.