“They Put on Wigs, They Buy Dildos, They Put It in They Mouth”


“That’s stuff we would have done in middle school. When you’re dealing with degenerates on this level, it’s something you have to deal with. Did we think it was a threat to Khaled’s mother? Of course not. That’s what these dudes do: They put on wigs, they buy dildos, they put it in they mouth, they do stuff like that. We all moving forward. We all got projects, and our careers are soaring. It’s a difference.”–Rick Ross on 50 Cent, in this week’s Voice cover story, which we heartily and not at all shameless recommend.

Plus all credit to Ben Detrick, whose ego tripian feat of compiling full codices of rap insults and their instances–say, the wifey category: “That’s why I fucked yo’ bitch, you fat motherfucker,” Tupac, “Hit ‘Em Up”; “If you think I’m fucking your wife/You’re motherfucking right,” Eazy-E, “Niggaz 4 Life”; “I hope your girl get AIDS,” Cam’ron, “Hate Music”; “I let your girl suck my dick from the back/And let your moms give me cornrows on my crack,” Redman, “Noorotic”; “I get your bitch pregnant/You take the bitch to Lamaze,” R.A. the Rugged Man, “American Lowlife”–surely will help someone with their graduate dissertation someday.

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