As you know all too vividly by now, I’ve become obsessed with the ’80s public access show Stairway To Stardom, which reeked of such icky, low-budget unctuousness that I watched it every week! In this episode, a tart teen named Jennifer Jorgenson tapdanced to a Dixie medley in an aquamarine outfit with distracting silver tassles. Jennifer, if you’re reading this, thanks for the fun times, and please let us know just where that stairway to stardom took you. As for the rest of you, don’t worry—this is the last S To S clip I’ll post here. For now.