Simon Cowell: Gay or Just British?


Let’s analyze, people:

He’s perennially persnickety, yet more than a trifle out of shape.

He’s eager to snap his proverbial fingers, yet he’s not always so enamored of a showtune.

He’s sort of gay, but sort of British too.

Hell, I’m gonna go with “just British” on this one.

But stay tuned for “Rupert Everett: Gay or Just British?” There’s no correct answer for THAT query!

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