Jadakiss Vows to Wake Up Beside You Naked; Thousands of Rap Fans Experience a Sudden, Involuntary Shudder

Off the top of my head, scary Jadakiss moments include the rapper threatening to kill your mother, father, and child, intimating he might spray an entire live audience with a machine gun, and promising to leave DNA all over someone’s Louis Vuitton scarf, none of which come anywhere near to being as terrifying as the sound of Jada singing a chorus that involves the words waking up beside you naked, to the tune of The Lion King‘s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight.”

Jadakiss: “Hangover” [Dajaz]