More beauty pageant controversy: Ryan Oliver (pictured), the newly-elected Mr. Panama (one of the more coveted men’s beauty pageants titles in this our gay world), has been stripped of his crown. The Sword reports that Oliver was dethroned for posing for porno stills — and we don’t mean Abercrombie & Fitch or even Blueboy, but photographs in which he is seen, from several angles, masturbating (as our pediatrician once explained to our shocked mother) to climax. These images are available for your forensic examination here (all kinds of NSFW). Remember all the trouble Miss Universe got in for some modeling shots in which she was not even masturbating? Gay people win. Photo via cubik.com.