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Michelle “Shells” Haylie Hoffman drinks way too much red wine. The drunker she gets, the more she spills about her 9-to-5 job as a senior analyst for JP Morgan, and her love life (or lack thereof). She rambles on about some dude she went on a date with years ago, strips down to nothing, and sings about the yearning sensation of needing to get some ass—basically, the shit you and your friends talk about over brunch. Except, Shells isn’t your friend, so feel free to be totally honest with her—words of advice from the audience are more than welcome. Catch her latest romantic adventures and soap opera–esque mishaps tonight.

Sun., May 10, 7 p.m., 2009

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on April 29, 2009

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