Holy Shit, Constantine Maroulis Is Up for a Tony

Boy, were we out in front on this one. Tony nominations went out today, and who do we see in the Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical category but one Constantine Maroulis, for his contribution to the crassly splendid hair-metal musical Rock of Ages. Have fun getting your ass kicked by those three Billy Elliot kids, pal. Winners are announced June 7 live on CBS, in a television event best summed up by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: “Ratings are so low that Osama Bin Laden will be hiding onstage.”