Conducted at the Happy Ending after-party two weeks ago by the New York Press:
“Do I know you from somewhere? You look familiar.”
We went to college together.
“Oh, yeah. You’ve changed your style since then, wouldn’t you say?”
I guess I used to be a bit more Goth.
“You’re still kind of Goth, no?”
It goes on from there. [“A not-so-happy-ending while hanging with Vampire Weekend”]