Will The Antichrist Be a Homosexual?


That’s the theme addressed in this rambling editorial that happens to have appeared in a publication based in Wasilla, Alaska — namely Sarah Palin‘s home town! Read this pile of shit and you’ll know just what kind of lunacy that poor wretch came from, with her twisted family values crapped onto her from heaven up above. Wasilla is clearly a place full of people who have nothing better to do than scour the bible for signs that the Antichrist doesn’t want to fuck women! Why don’t these losers get a job clubbing baby seals or something and stop thumbing through the good book for more of their dim-witted gay hating?

But honestly, the worst thing about this article is that it’s so freaking obvious. We already knew Larry Craig was the Antichrist.