Would you like sparkling, still, or New York’s finest? Still, sparkling or ice water?
No matter how many euphemisms you use, we still loudly reply “tap!” every time. There’s no need to try to make us feel better about choosing the delicious, free, environmentally friendly water that comes out the faucet. We feel good about it all on our own. And while you’re at it, maybe that question should get put out to pasture all together.