Veteran funny lady Joan Rivers gave me an earful the other day, and I’ve carefully transcribed it all for you in this week’s riotous column. (CLICK HERE).
Here’s what Joan had to say about Miss California, the bible-toting Carrie Prejean: “Just shut up. You got your new breasts–smile and shut the fuck up. Why do you think the fact that you look good in a bikini means you should have an opinion?…You stupid bitch. How dare you! Meanwhile, you’ve been showing your vagina in the wind. That’s moral!”
If you haven’t clicked on the whole column for more of this by now, then you must barely have a pulse.