Yes, it must be official, folks, since I just read it in the Alyson catalogue. I’m compiling a whole new collection for February, sort of like the last one, except this time it will emphasize recent columns more heavily and it will include some all-new essays from me about the state of media, outing, and blind-item writing. At least I know the title will be good: Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back. If your response to that is “spoon up the nose,” then kindly stay away from this book! No, don’t — you may be the perfect customer.