Yes, it must be official, folks, since I just read it in the Alyson catalogue. I’m compiling a whole new collection for February, sort of like the last one, except this time it will emphasize recent columns more heavily and it will include some all-new essays from me about the state of media, outing, and blind-item writing. At least I know the title will be good: Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back. If your response to that is “spoon up the nose,” then kindly stay away from this book! No, don’t–you may be the perfect customer.