Adam Lambert Has Officially Come Out!


Yes, the eye-makeup-wearing, boy-kissing singer of flouncy tunes has actually shattered the glass closet and made the two-inch step forward. And I’m thrilled about it!

But what next? Clay Aiken coming out again? Ellen revealing that she’s a top? A bear shitting in the woods? The Pope declaring he’s Catholic? The sky telling Rolling Stone, “Yep, I’m blue”?