Adventures in Press Releases–Tavern on the Green Club


Perhaps you’ve heard that Tavern on the Green is being turned into a “trendy outside night club.” But let us treat you to even more good news, courtesy of the press release, verbatim:

Never before has there been a cover to enter central park or for it to be exclusive but Tavern on the Green will change all that thanks to the assistance of club owner JE Englebert.

Uhhhh, come again? And a “cover to enter central park [sic]” is meant to be a good thing?