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Carrie Prejean Finally Dethroned!


Donald Trump had backed up dim-witted Carrie Prejean‘s right to retain her Miss California crown, but he just backtracked and said, “Off with it now!” And why? Because she’s anti gay? Because she broke her contract and made appearances outside the pageant’s approval? Because the wind blew open her blouse during a photo shoot?

No, because she didn’t do her job properly and “treated people badly”! In other words, because she’s not nice! And being not nice ain’t in the bible!

I’m thrilled about this turn of events–it’s poetic justice–though now poor Carrie has no crown, no blouse, no integrity, and no fucking mind!!! And she’s not nice!!!

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