The Twittersphere is alight with #Bonnaroo, where it’s supposed to rain all weekend. But that’s not the only reason to avoid the annual mud-soaked four-day “camping festival” in Manchester, Tennessee:
The pigs are apparently out in full force. Also, the word “‘roo.”
Got a little sleep. I will be on a plane in 4 1/2 hours. Get ready #Bonnaroo you're gonna be my bitch for the weekend.
— 800-273-8255 (@HobbitFromPA) June 10, 2009
You might end up inadvertently becoming this hobbit’s bitch.
RT @tuneinmusiccity: Get (maybe?) pumped, Parrotheads – Jimmy Buffett at #Bonnaroo? http://bit.ly/1ab9yY
— Tennessean (@Tennessean) June 10, 2009
Ask for a dragon.
Safari hat: check
Somali flag: check
I think I'm ready for #bonnaroo now.
— Malcolm J Heflin (@joeybenavides) June 10, 2009
This guy’s Somali flag is going to fuck up a lot of people’s sightlines.
Weird product placement robots throwing shampoo parties at a place with no showers.
The #Bonnaroo caravan is almost ready to leave my house, 13 Pi Lam bros in 3 vehicles! Crazy boys! Be safe, have fun!
— Valerie Bothwell (@bizymom3) June 10, 2009
Crazed packs of roving frat boys. Unironic use of the word “bros.”
I got the shits, not good seeing as we have an 8 hour drive to #bonnaroo
— Cassidy Watson (@I_RIDE_BYKES) June 10, 2009
Oversharers. Speaking of sharing, enjoy the bathroom you’ll be sharing with this guy.
Hoping to get some road head on this trip to #bonnaroo.
— Captain Zoots (@Capzoots) June 10, 2009