This is not a joke, folks. Remember when Cher initially bristled when her daughter Chastity turned out to be a lesbian? Well, now the eternal superstar can finally relax. It turns out she has another straight son. Yes, Chastity–who briefly worked at GLAAD before saying Ellen was too gay to make it–is undergoing gender reassignment! She–or rather, he–is transitioning to a male body. Finally, something that both the LGBT community and Carrie “Opposite Sex” Prejean can embrace.