Hillary Clinton fell on her way to the White House and broke her elbow yesterday, and will require surgery.
Condolences pour in from all over the internet. “It must be a vast right-wing conspiracy” — Holy Coast. “Was she confused and disoriented?” — Ann Althouse. “When reached for comment by Bucks Right, former President Bill Clinton seemed interested only in finding out if her knees were ok” — BucksRight. “That’s a lot of weight for one elbow joint” — Libertyblog (which also suggests Clinton was trying to get out of a scheduled meeting with Angelina Jolie because “Being photographed next to Angelina Jolie is not flattering to a woman of Hillary!’s age and beauty”). “Is NO truth to rumor that Hillary actually breaks elbow by try to scrub white stain from blue dress” — WordMarvin. “Could it be bad Kamma from supporting Tamil Tiger Terrorists against Sri Lanka?” — tigahunta. “No handjobs for Bill this summer… ;)” — designsnake. Etc.