What’s Your Favorite Perez Hilton Scandal?

All in just the last few months, my spiritual godchild Perez Hilton landed in three massive controversies that have made him way more interesting a gossip subject than the people he blogs about.

So what’s your fave Perez scandal:

*His asking Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean about gay marriage, then deriding her through the media (with my help) for giving the wrong answer?

*His running shots from Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black‘s unsafe sex past (thereby prompting the new expression “Got condoms yet?”)?

*Or his calling Black Eyed Peas’ abusive will.i.am the f-word and ending up getting punched out by the group’s tour manager?

Do you like the fracas with the c-word, the g-word, or the f-word?