Yankees Sweep Mets


God damn it. The Metropolitan reports Yankees fans outnumbered Mets fans at Citi Field; we are overrun. Mariano Rivera got his 500th save and batted in a run, and Derek Jeter felt comfy enough to talk smack about Shea. Okay, let’s start thinking about prospects for 2010. Maybe if this recession holds out they’ll let us into the park for pocket change next year, and give away dishes. Update: From Faith and Fear in Flushing: “There’s only one explanation for the wearers of SEO and CEDENO and BURGOS shirts: These people are plants, Yankee fans sent to Citi Field in disguise to make us look bad. Which is unsportsmanlike…”