It’s a whole new game, kids, though it might sound a tiny bit reminiscent of our old “Fuck-Marry-Slap” pastime. This one has you determining which of two people you would get it on with–the two people being celebrities that I name at random. “Neither” is not a choice in this game, mind you. You must pick one of the two celebs I serve up and then you must go through with the sex act–in your mind, anyway.
And those celebs are:
Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.
Hot, huh? So which of the two would you get biblical with? Decide now.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 1, 2009