Which Of These Two Would You Sleep With?

It’s a whole new game, kids, though it might sound a tiny bit reminiscent of our old “Fuck-Marry-Slap” pastime. This one has you determining which of two people you would get it on with–the two people being celebrities that I name at random. “Neither” is not a choice in this game, mind you. You must pick one of the two celebs I serve up and then you must go through with the sex act–in your mind, anyway.

And those celebs are:

Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.

Hot, huh? So which of the two would you get biblical with? Decide now.