In a blow to snake-handlers everywhere, Jelly NYC has posted this entertaining graphic of prohibited material for this year’s slate of free Sunday-afternoon shows in Williamsburg. Banned items include grenades, machine guns, syringes, throwing stars, bald eagles, and–showing that the series is determined to move forward from the sybaritic, sunburned, and tattooed follies of its McCarren Park Pool past–cargo shorts, Uggs, and magic wands, the triple bane of eyeballs everywhere. If you need an enforcer, Jelly NYC, you know where to find us. Day or night!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 2, 2009