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New Sex Device Makes You Feel Like A Porn Star

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Ever watch a porn movie and think, “I wish my genitals were feeling that”? Well, now you can get just that effect with Real Touch, a device whereby “haptic technology lets you feel what you see on the screen.” Haptic who? I have no idea, but just get one and stick it in, if you don’t mind.

The gadget is sort of like a Fleshlight, but more interactive, allowing you to push your business into its orifice and supposedly experience the sensation of various sex acts as you simultaneously watch them unfold in a movie. Picture a sort of sensory 3-D, with you convinced you’re actually getting the same hummer as the steroidy hulk onscreen. I think I’ll use it with Sophie’s Choice, so my dick will learn what it’s like to give one of its kids to the Nazis.

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 8, 2009

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