Another Round of Fuck-Marry-Slap


You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you’d love to fuck, which one you’d marry, and which one you’d slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).

Here goes:

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jack Black

Ryan Seacrest

For me, this one’s easy. I’d fuck Jake, marry Jack, and slap Ryan. Duh.

And you?

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 10, 2009

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