Film

Another Round of Fuck-Marry-Slap

by Michael Musto

July 10, 2009

You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you’d love to fuck, which one you’d marry, and which one you’d slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).

Here goes:

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jack Black

Ryan Seacrest

For me, this one’s easy. I’d fuck Jake, marry Jack, and slap Ryan. Duh.

And you?

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