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How Michael Jackson Would Have Looked Without All That Surgery


Michael Jackson used to downplay the amount of surgery he had — I think he copped to one nose tweaking and perhaps an occasional eyebrow tweaze — but we know better. The guy had even more surgery than Kathy Griffin and Faye Dunaway combined. But what if he’d gone au naturel? What if he’d never touched his adorable punim and let it age gracefully, without the benefit of scalpels, drills, and credit cards?

As you’d expect, it’s way closer to Jermaine than to LaToya.