Regarding That Time Article About Hipsters, People Who Wear Cowboy Hats (!?!) and Berets (!?!?!) and “Sneer When You Cop To Liking Coldplay” (Okay, Fair Enough)…

Those aren’t [cough] “hipsters” in your picture. That’s a pregnant lady and five of her friends, who’re down for the weekend from Boston for her baby shower. Walking behind them? A Dominican family who runs a bodega on the South Side. The dude on the far right? Okay, you got one: he’s the guy Will Ferrell has made a career out of parodying and, yes, he’s in some “Am Appy” gear. Our mistake–one out of 12 ain’t bad.