Manhunt allows you to spell out your specific array of dreams and desires in your profile, making the mating game far more well plotted out and niche specific. But before all that, gays used to actually pick each other up in bars and get home to find they were sexually incompatible! Can you imagine anything more horrifying? It’s like buying a new vacuum cleaner and finding that the plug doesn’t fit any of your sockets.
Supposedly that still happens now and then—I guess when the computer’s on the blink–and that makes me wonder:
What do two guys do when they’ve gone home to trick and they both instantly throw their legs up in the air?
And don’t say “two-headed dildo.” That can’t be the cure for everything.