Equality

Robert Goes Downey on Jude Law?

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Bouncing off complaints from Madonna‘s brother, Christopher Ciccone, that he’s homophobic, British auteur Guy Ritchie is trying to prove otherwise by directing Sherlock Holmes, in which Holmes and Watson apparently do some light detective work into each other’s private parts. That the characters are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law makes it all the more tempestuously titillating!

Are they the two actors you’d most like to watch get it on? (In a movie, that is.)

For me, it’s Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig. When they star together in Broadway’s A Steady Rain starting next month, I’m praying they interrupt all the lengthy monologues to share some hot Wolverine/Bond bonding of the most prurient kind. If not, expect the longest line for refunds since Snatch.