Brooklyn lo-fi noise punk: unlikely well of local magazine bachelor profiles! First came New York‘s “totally weird” profile of Dustin Payseur, of Beach Fossils, who spoke about the Brooklyn warehouse scene and Urban Outfitters by way of providing an example of your typical, strugglin’ New York artist. Bushwick, stand up. And now comes Time Out New York into the fray with its “Date These Music Lovers” feature, in which Woods/Nonhorse mastermind G. Lucas Crane offers himself up as willing bachelor, here to let you know that your future with him will involve “spearing wild pigeons, collecting rain for drinking water and playing leather drums on abandoned rooftops.” Also, by way of introducing himself:
So also, ladies, you know he doesn’t take himself seriously! Are you ready for “fire from the sky, great fissures in the pavement of the city choked with weeds, fighting with savage mutants over batteries and drinking water”? If so, you’re in luck–he left TONY his email address. email@example.com. Take that Craigslist. Print’s not dead!
Date these music lovers [TONY]
Date G. Lucas Crane from Woods! [The Tripwire]