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Our President Rejected A Male Hustler!

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That bombshell is in the column this week, and I hope you’ll read it even though the President turns out to be Abe fucking Lincoln!

CLICK HERE and you’ll also learn about:

*What food Meryl Streep likens to stiff cocks

*Which two Real Housewives turned up at a gay bar last week

*What Penny Arcade thought of Cynthia Nixon‘s performance as her in a new movie

*Who defiled a poster of Ann Coulter and lived

*And how Cheryl Ladd‘s daughter ended up nursing a baby vampire.

You don’t get this shit in Reader’s Digest.