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Subway Stroker Just as Surprised As You Are, He Says


We will sincerely try to make this the last time we talk about this guy till sentencing. Subway stroker suspect Kevin Bishop, who was observed and photographed self-straphanging on the 3 train and arrested yesterday, turns out to have 64 priors, a “history of failing to appear in court” (per the Post), and a very poor excuse — he says he just looked down and there it was, his tackle out of the box. “It just popped out. I was trying to put it back,” he tells an overwhelmingly skeptical public. Bishop goes back to court Tuesday.


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