Comic Milton Berle once told me that when he was younger, he memorably got into a locker room fight about who had the biggest schlong. He responded by saying, “I’ll pull out just enough to win.”
Whether you believe that or not, there ARE certain stars whom we know have enormous ones–and I’m not talking Carla Bruni.
The late Roddy McDowall was always reputed to be hung way better than his petite frame would have suggested.
Liam Neeson is known to have a billy club that’s quite a phantom menace.
And Kevin Bacon really brings home the bacon, judging from his nude scene in Wild Things.
Know anything about any other celebrity wee-wees? Intimately?
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on August 17, 2009