Equality

Finally, An Appreciation of My Fashion Sense

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There are astute people working over at guestofaguest.com. They were sharp enough to track me down in the Hamptons (relax, it’s my job) and notice my shimmery salmon jacket, seductive Mona Lisa tie, and trademark glasses, albeit this time with tantalizingly tinted lenses.

And they were nice enough not to mention the stains on the jacket, the wrinkles on the tie, and the smudges on the glasses–and on my whole persona, in fact. With press like this, I might just go back to the Hamptons–and wouldn’t that be a tad terrifying for all involved?