Reality Shows I’d Like To See


Sodom and Kimora. Kimora Lee Simmons drops by a circuit party and tastes some real depravity for a change.

I Didn’t Know I Wasn’t Pregnant. This wacky reversal show would star women who wrongly assumed their big, fat belly was a bun in the oven–until the midwife couldn’t seem to get it out!

The Real Housewives of Iowa They’re gay men! And their makeup is fierce, girl–but their sharp tongues and press-on nails could reduce the New Jersey bitches to tears!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on August 19, 2009

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