Britney Spears appeared, in a bikini and on prerecorded tape, on last night’s Letterman show, and read a fanciful Top Ten list. This we assume is part of the never-ending ritual humiliation of the former nymphet, by means of which her Machiavellian handlers maintain public disapproval/interest; host David Letterman certainly behaved as if that were the case. One day Hollywood will make a cautionary tale of her life, and you can tell young people that you saw it coming.
Update: Fuckers pulled it. OK, watch it on YouTube.