Quick Hits


The Lakers’ Ron Artest sings “My Heart Will Go On.” At excruciating length.

An ice cream party. For dogs. In St. Nicholas Park, Saturday.

Remember the Nevele? A place you go! With your family! Where you feel at home! And you’re glad to be! The once-famous resort is on the auction block.

Some three-frame film clips.

Is your landlord on Bill de Blasio’s Slumlord Watch List?

Second Avenue Sagas notes the brief return of the Brown Diamond R train.

The Daily News finds Bloomberg eating a hot dog “like a regular ol’ Joe.” Queens Crap is unimpressed.

Red Hook’s fun but hard to get in and out of. Possible solution: Streetcars! Horse-drawn, we hope. That’d be a bigger draw than the Queen Mary.