A Trannie and a Muscleman

No, that’s not who I had over for dinner last night. It’s the wacky duo I saw performing at a downtown nightclub in a saucy act described in my fabulash new column! (CLICK HERE to read all about it.)

Once you’ve recovered your sanity, the column also touches on other not-for-prime-time items like:

*An entertaining weekly revue with material by Britney and Beyonce.

*Insight on Courtney Love‘s bathroom antics with Andy Dick

*Info on which Golden Girl Bea Arthur used to surprise with an unflushed bowel movement

*Response to James Cameron‘s preview of footage from Avatar

*And dish on whether the Fame remake is turning out to include any gay stuff. (Honey, that school had better be gayer than Hetrick Martin or I’m staying home!)