You have to believe me! The dethroned Miss California who only favors “opposite marriage” is suing the pageant people for dumping her and exposing her to all kinds of mockery–including my “vicious attack” of one-liners on Countdown With Keith Olbermann! The lawsuit names my ass!
Of course we’d been dissecting Carrie and her weird behavior before she got tiara burn, but that’s neither here nor there. I’m just thrilled that Carrie finally got to catch me instead of The Real Housewives or QVC that night!
In fact, just a matter of hours ago, I went to crow about all this on…Countdown With Keith Olbermann! Again! Tit for…tit?
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on September 2, 2009