It’s time for your daily self affirmation, folks. I want you to take an unflinching look in the mirror, pat yourself on the humpback, and screech something positive about the person you see.
Kindly avoid anything sarcastic, like “Congrats. You haven’t fucked up yet today, and you’ve been awake for two whole hours.”
And stay away from easy stuff like “You are a human and that gives you a special place on the food chain.”
Really explore your psyche, remind yourself of what’s good about you, and say it loudly and proudly.
I’ll start: “Michael, you have a unique style, you care about your work, and you’ve managed to make a career out of humor and honesty. I love you!”