Is Precious The Movie of the Year?


CLICK HERE to read my new column and find out about Precious, the acclaimed new film about a fat Harlem girl who gets knocked up by her own father–twice!

You’ll learn how Mariah Carey, of all people, replaced Helen Mirren for the part of Precious’s welfare case worker.

You’ll even discover whether Mariah disgraces herself in the role!

And you’ll also get:

My capsule reviews of Jude Law in Hamlet and Carrie Fisher in Wishful Drinking

An item about how Jodie Foster is working on The Beaver, no joke

And details of a weird dream a movie star had about me–fully admitted by the star herself

Check it out! You owe me!