I adore Bruce Vilanch and his sparkly mouth and have to express my condolences over having lost his assistant — to jail, that is.
According to the report, the assistant, Seth Apper — or Scott Adler, if you prefer his escort name — was busted not long ago for selling coke and sits behind bars without bail because this isn’t the first time!
Enter gay porn agent Jason Curious…not to do conjugal visits, mind you, but to tell everyone to chillax and not be as negative about the whole situation as they always accused Seth/Scott of being.
Are you following me, porn whores? Is there a joke in here somewhere? If so, I need Vilanch to chime in and provide it. I’m sure he can do so even without an assistant.