What are the best, juiciest, most orgasm-inducing ones? I’m not talking about GAY movies, mind you–I mean flicks that deal in subtext, undercurrent, and suggestion. Movies that gays can wank off to even though the men in them aren’t doing anything overtly sexual together. Films that closet cases can pretend to like for their artistic merit, while watching them in nothing but a trenchcoat. Got it?
In other words:
Women In Love. Specifically the wrestling scene.
Fight Club. Or anything with Brad Pitt, for that matter.
Beastmaster. Starring Marc Singer‘s award winning chest.
And Wolverine. I said there’s nothing gay ON screen.
Anyway, please zip up and add your own choices.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 15, 2009