…she’d be Queen Bee!
Yes, it’s time for THAT fun little parlor game again, the one where you marry off two celebs that would make for a felicitously wacky new name.
And so–with respects to my colleague Cindy Adams, who’s perfected this sort of thing:
*If Penny Marshall married Nathan Lane, she’d be Penny Lane.
*If Joan Crawford married Franchot Tone–and she did–she’d be Joan Tone.
*If Montego Glover (from the Broadway show Memphis) married Michael Bay, she’d be Montego Bay.
*If Barbara Broccoil married David Rabe, she’d be Barbara Broccoli Rabe.
*And if Carol Channing married Channing Tatum and then divorced him and married Tatum O’Neal, she’d be Carol Channing Tatum O’Neal.