The blogosphere reacted somewhat violently to the announcement that Anthony Bourdain was getting his own cartoon. But the No Reservations star was quick to respond on his blog with an assurance that “these dark, nasty, frequently foul TWO MINUTE LONG web extras are not a replacement for NO RESERVATIONS. They are not a pilot for some new, family friendly, watered down follow on. They are instead brief, often violent, alt versions of NO RES.” Phew. Here’s a glimpse, complete with laser-firing combat chesticles.