50 Cent’s 51st Law: Do Not Let Thy Before I Self Destruct Leak

If you are marooned on a desert island, train feral cats to be your protectors and companions, like Alexander Selkirk. Also: Be a tyrannical dickhead, like famous director John Ford, but also warmly encourage collaborations, like famous director Ingmar Bergman. All these 50th Law-fueld revelations and more on 50 Cent’s Before I Self Destruct, which just leaked, three weeks early. This is not going to help those November sales figures.

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