If you are marooned on a desert island, train feral cats to be your protectors and companions, like Alexander Selkirk. Also: Be a tyrannical dickhead, like famous director John Ford, but also warmly encourage collaborations, like famous director Ingmar Bergman. All these 50th Law-fueld revelations and more on 50 Cent’s Before I Self Destruct, which just leaked, three weeks early. This is not going to help those November sales figures.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on October 29, 2009