Screw The Oscars! Bring on the Glammy Awards!

I made a fool of myself at last year’s Glammy Awards for downtown club culture, when I lost Best Writer/Blogger to Lady Bunny and grabbed the mic to say, “This is an outrage! This is like when Pia Zadora beat Meryl Streep for the Golden Globe!”

I promise to behave this year. I’ll even generously supply the nominees for that category–and several others–right here, so you can carefully ponder the choices while waiting to stuff the ballot box in my favor for the December event.

BEST WRITER/BLOGGER

Michael Musto

Charles Winters

Lady Bunny

Matt Phillp

Michael K

Linda Simpson

Perez Hilton

ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR:

Bianca Del Rio

Epiphany

Logan Hardcore

Mimi Imfurst

Peppermint

Shequida

Sherry Vine

BEST HOST/HOSTESS:

Amanda Lepore

Ariel Sinclair

Dina Delicious

James Coppola

Ladyfag

Peppermint

Shequida

BEST DJ:

Corey Craig

Johnny Dynell

Keo Nozari

Lina

Nita

Scotty Rox

Steve Sidewalk

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT CATEGORY OF ALL…

BEST GO GO BOY:

Anthony Garanes

Brandon Pronst

Chase

Chris Harder

Geronimo

Matthew Camp

Pony

Gosh, based on the name alone, I’d have to vote for Chris Harder!