The Yankees Swap Out Jay-Z For Mary J. Blige


After the Shawn Carter hex on the Phillies flagged badly on Monday–three does not make four, Jay!–the Yankees have apparently gone to their bullpen: Mary J. Blige will sing the National Anthem at the Stadium tonight. We’d say something undermining here, but when it comes to Mary, we’ve got nothing but love. Maybe just don’t wear too much Yankees gear out there? Like a Phillies cap or something. Red is a good color for you.