A Convenient Guide for Buffet-Enabled Face-Stuffing


All-inclusive all-you-can-eat buffets are serious business, apparently. Serious enough to have merited their own extremely comprehensive how-to guide for getting the most caloric bang for the buck out of them. Eating the Road has thoughtfully published The All-Inclusive All-You-Can Eat Buffet Guide, and it’s an illuminating, slightly frightening, and very lengthy read. It splits buffet dining into eight categories, including Objective, Type, Etiquette, and Exit Strategy and Post-Game. The next installment, presumably, is the All-Inclusive, All-You-Can Purge Guide, complete with a complimentary roll of Tums.

[Via Serious Eats]