What’s Your Favorite Meal?

I’ll tell you mine, even though it’s so generic and “all-American” I wonder if my stomach is actually a transplant from a dead Republican.

Truth be told, I love to fill my face with nothing more than…

*A wedge of iceberg lettuce smothered in blue cheese dressing

*A T-bone steak slathered with A-1 sauce

*A bowl of scalloped potatoes

*Some broccoli rabe, lightly sauteed with garlic

*A slice of apple pie topped with a heaping scoop of vanilla ice cream

*Coffee with milk

*And some Tums

Take that, Food Channel!

And your oral cavity’s fondest delight?