I’ll tell you mine, even though it’s so generic and “all-American” I wonder if my stomach is actually a transplant from a dead Republican.
Truth be told, I love to fill my face with nothing more than…
*A wedge of iceberg lettuce smothered in blue cheese dressing
*A T-bone steak slathered with A-1 sauce
*A bowl of scalloped potatoes
*Some broccoli rabe, lightly sauteed with garlic
*A slice of apple pie topped with a heaping scoop of vanilla ice cream
*Coffee with milk
*And some Tums
Take that, Food Channel!
And your oral cavity’s fondest delight?